Ymonitor Issue 42: Relegated Parties

Ahead of the Knockout Stages of the NPFL Championship aka 2023 Elections – where everyone knows it’s a competition between the Giants – APC, best known as the broom-wielding-stars who have been in top form & full fitness recently & PDP, the umbrella-wielding-forgotten-stars, who lost some of their top players to injury & sales of their stars to their direct rival
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The organising committee for the tournament in bodies of INEC & its Chairman, Prof Mahmood Yakubu have been handing out Red Cards to 74 teams or otherwise, political parties who haven’t got the right mix of players to challenge – with all the fans grumbling on social media that comes with reducing teams ahead of a big competition, not like these people would come out to watch or as-is for this, vote
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Yet, the familiar expectation is for the two giants to lead the lines, where a winner is to lead the country. Fingers-crossed & wishful-thinking that its a free & fair competition. Whilst it’s either see you later or Ẹla (fish Eye) to the relegated parties –
Reporting for Ymonitor’s sports channel