Data Satire

11 June 2020

YMonitor Issue 62: 4 ratio 33

  Nigeria ordered the big-sized chilly-pepper Dominoes in 2019, equivalent to N1.33 trillion & the four (4) top big brothers in the geng contributed the most […]
8 June 2020

YMonitor Isuue 60: Uncle’s Promise

5years ago Sinzu Money, our favourite Uncle promised us, heaven & Earth. Uncle Bubu as he’s known in some quarters, the typical Nigerian type; very rich; […]
27 May 2020

YMonitor issue 59: Left Over

A heavily loaded man, belly out & about waving to anyone interested, thick-head dangling almost falling off the protruded body which houses the stoic cheeks across […]
27 May 2020

YMonitor Issue 58: Ajaokuta “Still”

Still, a work in progress, more than 40 years later. Nigeria, a blessed nation of pipedreams, Renegers & a lot of Marlians.  Reneger is the Latin […]
22 May 2020

YMonitor Issue 57: Kick Up

  The whirlwind that comes with being a Nigerian & the catch is strong. It’s almost as if everyone wants to be a Nigerian, not joking. […]
27 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 55: Working from home conductor

This well known rugged Conductor along the axis of Costain, sat in his room, flipping through the O-Conductor app he had just been introduced to. He’s […]
27 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 54: Caught in the middle

Like all those Telenovella romance stories, most Nigerians are caught in between two (2) lovers right now. There’s too much attention & care from both lovers […]
18 April 2020

Ymonitor Issue 53: Lootmania

One of the WWE Binge-watching series available to Nigerians only is the new exclusive on-demand content, Lootmania. A Televised Docu-series on how three (3) nations fight […]
18 April 2020

Ymonitor Issue 52: Ela Oju Kan

An overfed, bellied senior colleague who had sat on the seat of power for more than 10years, with a track record of having spent millions of […]