• Have any questions?
  • [email protected]
YMonitor
  • HOME
  • ABOUT
    • About Us
    • What We Do
    • Careers
    • Subscribe
  • PROJECTS
    • REFORM ELECTIONS WORKSHOP
    • FOI
      • Ambassadors
      • Resources
      • Training Workshop
    • DATA
      • Data Satire
      • Infographics
    • ISSUES
      • State Issues
      • Bills
    • REPORTS
  • MY VOTE MY VOICE
    • Advocates
  • LG SURVEY
    • Abia
    • Kaduna
    • Yobe
    • Kwara
    • Cross River
    • Lagos
  • BLOG
  • Data Satire
  • Know Your Lawmaker
  • Pothole Tracker
  • Infographics
✕

YMonitor Issue 46: Jaapa 101

  • Home
  • Blog
  • Data Satire
  • YMonitor Issue 46: Jaapa 101
Ymonitor Issue 45: International Influencer
7 April 2020
YMonitor Issue 47: Boju Boju
7 April 2020

Looks like criminality & terrorism is fast becoming the best way to ‘Jaapa’ from this country. To the extent that we’ve noticed tutorial centers springing up in & around Ojuelegba, Yaba & Akoka axis with the sole purpose of teaching ‘Jaapa 101’ – A new book is said to be in the works also by some of our very coherent & amiable Senators.

There were also rumours that some top lecturers in Federal Institutions were pushing for a new department as a result of “the” bill – A bill for the establishment of the National Agency for the Education, Rehabilitation, De-radicalisation & Integration of Repentant Insurgents in Nigeria & for other connected purposes – all in an attempt to re-orientate Nigerians that picking up arms, putting bombs on your chest, kidnapping girls are the interesting ways of having a fully funded Scholarship at Harvard, for instance. Nigeria truly knows how to make terrorists comfortable & relaxed, actually very good incentives if we’re to be honest.

In a recent twist & entirely smart move, our very morally upright & extremely brilliant members of the National Assembly has passed the bill – also known as the ‘Jaapa101 Bill’ – into first reading. A copy of the bill states that some percentage of TETfund & UBEC funds will be used in funding the agency – asides from being funded by grants & gifts, endowments & donations. As regards the powers of the proposed agency, the bill gives repentant terrorists the opportunity of receiving foreign education.

We’re entirely watchful for the existing progress & innovation that would result from one of the terrorists from the class of 2020 that’s coming out of Harvard.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)

Related

Kayode Odesanya
Kayode Odesanya
Kayode Odesanya is a senior project manager at RED | For Africa's enterprise developmental company, The Future Project Africa. He is a communication, marketing, brand, product & project expert. His writing revolves around policy, governance, media, corporate communications, products & technology.

Comments are closed.

Search

✕

Track | Monitor | Review

Follow Us

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Instagram

Latest Posts

  • Factors Affecting Sustainable Development in Nigeria
    Factors Affecting Sustainable Development in Nigeria
  • P&ID Fallout: How a Multinational Engineering Company Intends to Collect $9.4bn owed to it by Nigerian Government
    P&ID Fallout: How a Multinational Engineering Company Intends to Collect $9.4bn owed to it by Nigerian Government
  • What the BVAS Means to 2023 Nigeria General Elections
    What the BVAS Means to 2023 Nigeria General Elections
  • YMonitor Voter Education Series: What happens when there is over-voting in a polling unit
    YMonitor Voter Education Series: What happens when there is over-voting in a polling unit
  • YMonitor #2019 Election Series
    YMonitor #2019 Election Series
vote your choice
Have any questions? Email: [email protected]

About Us

#YMonitor is an initiative of The Future Project which highlights crucial accountability and governance issues at the State and Federal level.

Quick Links

  • Data Satire
  • Know Your Lawmaker
  • Pothole Tracker
  • Infographics

Recent posts

  • 0
    What the BVAS Means to 2023 Nigeria General Elections
    30 January 2023
  • Guaranteeing Nigerian Voter Rights: A Look at the Legal Measures in Place
    25 January 2023
© YMonitor. Presented by The Future Project
Supported by NED and YNaija
 

Loading Comments...