Data Satire

18 April 2020

Ymonitor Issue 51: Abuja Inferno

About a week ago when the whole nation thought if perhaps it would starve for months or even years, as the massive fire engulfed the treasure […]
7 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 49: Sanwo’s Leading From The Front

Take two, scene…1, 2, action. As the virus swooped in more numbers, the second in command, his aide had just informed him, the gallant man, strongest […]
7 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 48: Boju Boju

“E dn happen” La Casa de loan, Spanish for the Loan Heist casting the Kogi Government as the notorious Berlin, APC as the master planner Professor, […]
7 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 47: Boju Boju

Remember how in the game of hide & seek, we used to want to be hidden from our friends longer just so we win the game […]
7 April 2020

YMonitor Issue 46: Jaapa 101

Looks like criminality & terrorism is fast becoming the best way to ‘Jaapa’ from this country. To the extent that we’ve noticed tutorial centers springing up […]
7 April 2020

Ymonitor Issue 45: International Influencer

Foremost, Bespoke foreign influencer who has mostly toured the world on behalf of our country – the well known PMB & his fellow influencer colleagues from […]
3 March 2020

Ymonitor Issue 43: Up NEPA

Shouts the little kid across the street. Nigeria, our country…where inefficiency is celebrated with a wry smile which stays on your face when you stumble on […]
3 March 2020

Ymonitor Issue 42: Relegated Parties

Ahead of the Knockout Stages of the NPFL Championship aka 2023 Elections – where everyone knows it’s a competition between the Giants – APC, best known […]